The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to jerk off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!