The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!