Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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hello

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Dejavu

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!