The power to punch that like button

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!