The power to do nothing with your life.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to science.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!