The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be dead

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!