The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!