Nipple Radar.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to troll.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!