the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to like charlie

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Third armpit.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!