- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

the power to instantly die

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to have a super power,

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

Acid pee

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to pee poop

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

Pointless Super Powers