The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to die at will

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!