The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!