The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Super-slowness

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!