- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to have a super power,

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

Being able to fly in place.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the power of being yourself

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

Pointless Super Powers