The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!