The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to start time.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!