- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set money on fire

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn water into wine.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

Being able to fly in place.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Pointless Super Powers