The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!