- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power of self mind control

Pointless Super Powers