The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Super-slowness

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to count from A to purple

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Acid pee

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!