- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

Super-slowness

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to have a super power,

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

Acid pee

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

Pointless Super Powers