The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to kill yourself

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!