The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to control urine

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!