the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to kill yourself

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!