to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to have a power

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!