The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to die at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!