the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to lose this power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to see air

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!