The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!