The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!