The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to have a power

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!