The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!