The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power drown in water

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!