The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to die early.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!