The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!