The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to make glass clear

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A good Kisser

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to get in the van

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The power to see air

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!