the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!