the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!