The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to smell poop

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to to think less

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!