the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The abilty to go through water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!