the power to create bad superpowers

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to smell poop

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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to make asians smart

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!