The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!