The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to make glass clear

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A good Kisser

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!