the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be wrong

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to control dodos

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to control sloths

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!