The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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to make asians smart

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The power to to think less

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!