The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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to make asians smart

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!