The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!