The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!