The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Nihat Do?an

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to make asians smart

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!