The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to control sloths

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!