The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!